I am becoming increasingly convinced that station management has never actually read what I've posted here. So, I've decided to do a test! This should get noticed if they are!
Since I'm often here alone after everybody else has gone home, I have an elaborate system of taking home paper products, pens and coffee packets, which I then sell at flea markets on weekends. I am saving the money from these sales to buy a van, which I will use to haul more items to the flea market.
I have also figured out how to get free sodas by turning the entire vending machine upside-down. I sell these cans of soda at a flea market.
At night, I also use the studios to raise some live chickens. These chickens lay eggs, which I also sell at the flea market. This answers the question often asked by co-workers "what's with all the feathers in here?"
Okay, none of these things are really true. But a guy can dream, and dream big.